Operators are standing by…
I wish I was clever enough to make this up as a comedy bit. You know, a sarcastic rant for the blog that is, well, so ridiculous that it is funny. But I’m not making this up. I am on a flight, and in the SkyMall catalog is the HOME THEATER WATCH.
An astonishing home theater system that fits on your wrist!
Forget it, I’m not even gonna try to put anything in my own words. Let me just give you the details straight from the magazine!
Imagine what it would be like if you could view your favorite full length film while in the comfort of your office chair, riding on the train, waiting at the doctor’s office, or even waiting in line at the coffee shop!
Gee, that is hard to imagine, since I have been living under a rock for the past couple of years and have never heard of a video iPod….
Just like the name suggests, The Home Theater Watch is designed to give you the experience of a home theater with the functionality of a watch.
Well, all the functionality except multiple speakers, a subwoofer, a large screen… Oh wait – I didn’t read far enough into the description yet:
The screen is a stunningly LARGE 1.5 inches and features a brilliant 260K display capability.
My bad. Sorry. Scratch the lack of large screen comment…
Order today to put yourself in a whole new world of entertainment.